Chewing the Fat

Actual conversation I just had with my co-worker Stephanie:

J - Do you think that liposuction is on our insurance plan?

S - Maybe if we eat ourselves into oblivion and get really huge.

J - Oooh, then we could get that stomach stapling surgery!

S - Yeah! Then we could eat one bite and throw up. That would be awesome.

J - Sweet.

I love being around people who are as screwed up as I am.