Good News/Less Good News

Good news: I lost three pounds last week! And except for accidentally, allegedly having a margarita and a few nachos on Sunday, I ate okay over the weekend.

Less Good news: I'm not pregnant. Despite having never been pregnant before, I just had a feeling I was. I mean, there was plenty of sex (thanks, dear!) and I even inclined my pelvis after each round so that the sperm had an easier swim.

So, under the belief that I just "had" to be with child, I took a pregnancy test on Saturday. And I learned that you don't fully realize how much you want something until you pee on a stick and then find out you didn't get it.