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Monday, November 14, 2005

Tip of the Day

Here's a little tip from me to you: Never, ever go to the eye doctor if you have a hangover.

You might think, "Hey, I bet it would feel great if a guy shined bright lights directly into my eyes. And then asked me annoying questions like 'Is it better like this? Or like this?' And then dilated my eyes with drops so I couldn't see. And then left me sitting without my contacts in, so that I'm basically paralyzed because of my blindness, for nearly half an hour."But you would be wrong. (Shudder)

P.S. If you find yourself at the eye doctor while hungover, pray that he's not a Cher fan. Just trust me.