This Is What I'm Saying

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Friday Five

In honor of Slacktastic Friday, I present this list of Five Things I Wholeheartedly Believe. Please respond with your own lists!

1. There should exist neither extra-large nor extra-small thong underwear.
2. Chocolate chip cookies can heal you.
3. If, at the moment a red light turned green, everyone in line accelerated at once, the people at the end of the line wouldn't have to wait to go forward. We should work on this.
4. Reading is FUNdamental. It cultivates humanity.
5. God loves me. He also likes to laugh at me sometimes.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Shh. . .I have a secret!

Once, I had a secret blog. . .

So here's the deal: I'm willing and eager to say nearly anything to complete strangers. Buy me a drink, and I'll tell you about my PPMD, my gay dad, my body image issues, my fear of failure, my sex life, anything. But mine is a family with secrets. Things We Don't Talk About. Shhhhhh.

So this is my "say anything I want about my life" place. Major themes will include:

-- My weight (right now, not so much liking it)
-- My husband and our life, including our efforts to get pregnant. Specifically, to get ME pregnant.
-- My family and in-laws. Have mercy.
-- My crippling fear of failure and ensuing laziness
-- Politics, and how people who feel differently than I do really are wrong.
-- Current events, books, sports, and whatever else comes up

So, hi! Please like me! But screw you if you don't. But Please Like Me!